The vagina blog-0-logue

This blog is all for @LynziePretty, she requested I write about vagina, so here I go.  First of all, ladies, it doesn't matter what any of us guys say, none of us know shit about the moist cellar door.  Some of us might know more than others, but as a group, men, we don't know shit.  Same way that you ladies might think you know about "the gentle tower" but you really don't.  When you have a whole life with a particular piece of equipment and then you are giving another completely different to "work with", well, there's a learning curve, a life long one.  So go ahead and tell us, what we are doing right, wrong or not doing at all.  Maps are appreciated.  There, I said it.

And can we stick to the word "punani", sounds like an exotic destination, a mysterious place you are going to, full of wonder and excitement, pretty accurate if you ask me.  Any other names/nick-names for your island of wonder, just won't cut it in my book.

Va-jay-jay just sounds like a creepy clown of a dead beat circus, don't care what Oprah say, that term must go.

I think we forget that just because of the vagina women are creatures that us men will never understand or compare to.  Imagine us, men, bleeding once a month, psh, we would be in the hospital for the whole duration of the period, crying of pain because of the cramps, calling our mummys to be with us and fainting at the sight of blood.

Then you have giving birth....forget it.  That's like an alien exploding into the world in a whole mess of blood, placenta, random liquids...neah, we would need to be put under fully and have many years of therapy.  Not to mention that every time we would see our off-spring we would hatefully remind them how they "crippled" us for life.

So, I am the one to say it: women ARE better, MUCH BETTER.  And yes, its due to their vaginae and all sort of miracles that happen there.

Because of what happens "in there" we are also a bit suspicious.  We don't know what the hell is going on in there.  Its not like our magic wand where everything happens out there, in the open, for everyone to see (sometimes in embarrassing situations.)

Women (and their vaginae) should at all times be treated with the utmost respect.  PROVIDED women treat themselves and their magic box with such respect.  Let's be honest, some women used their "sacred punani" (see? it sounds mystical) as a cheap booth in a dilapidated, travelling amusement park.  For a small fee (whether it's a drink/clothes/etc) anyone gets a turn to play.  That it's just nasty, don't expect me to respect that.

So @LynziePretty, there you have it.