Here I am on vacation, ipod on, running like a panther is following me. The few "inquires" about it made by the locals totally confirmed to them that having lived in the US f*&#ed with my brain and body and I am doing the non-sensical thing of running everyday even though I am far from fat by any definition.
Well, you all motherf*&#ers, somehow we are different. I know my kind old man that you are in your 80's, eat meat three times a day, mainly somehow deep fried in oil or some kind of lard. I know you've smoked since you were probably 11 and drink more alcohol that water and have done so you whole life. And yes, you are in perfect health, never ran a day in your life (unless it was from your pissed off wife when you cheated, or after a run away cow), well, what do you want? a cookie? a medal?
Some of us have to take care of our self and run. So, top looking at me like I am crazy and f*#k off.
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